Retarded, Non-Retarded and Very Retarded Flags of the World Part 10: Lithuania flags

This is the tenth installment in a continuing series of reviews of the flags of the world.

Unfortunately for Lithuanians, their country sucks. Without even looking at the flags you know it sucks. Why? Because Lithuania ends in 'ia' and any country that ends in those two vowels sucks. Don't believe me? Well here are a few: Estonia, Latvia, Croatia, Syria, Tibia and Chlamydia. These countries all suck ass. Well, maybe a decent flag or two can save the day for Lithuania.


First up we have the flag of the town of Balbieriskis:
A boat sitting on a bunch of rocks. This is fucked. Dudes, if you don't have any water, your boats won't fucking work. Put some water back in your ocean or take a fucking taxi you twats.



This is the flag of Joniskis:
This town fucking rocks. The dudes in Joniskis are so fucking hardcore they commute by dragon. That is fucking awesome. No shitty Dodge Neons for these guys. Also, if you look closely enough, you can see that the dragon isn't too happy about the arrangement and is giving the driver dude some backtalk. Some guys in some lesser towns would talk to the dragon, try and reach a compromise with the dragon, maybe sign the dragon up in the dragon union etc etc. The guys in Joniskis, however, are different. Do they care if the dragon isn't happy? Not a goddamn bit. The guy on the flag is so pissed off it look like he is going to give the dragon an shit-kicking. Awesome.


This is the coat of arms of Kernave.
You have a soldier dude standing in the doorway protecting the castle. Protecting the castle from what I ask? The fucking thing is falling apart. Who is going to invade your shitty castle when half the wall is gone? Get your asses down to Home Depot, pick up some bricks and fix the goddamn thing. If Bob Villa saw what shape your castle was in he would probably cut off your cock with a band saw. Lazy fucks...


This is the flag of Bartninkai.

Obviously this town has some fucking awesome narcotics. The bear is so fucking high that is he is imagining that he is dancing with a bunch of insects. Not only does this town has some awesome drugs, but they have such an abundant supply that they can share it with the animals. Shrooms for the bears, acid for the squirrels, a little coke for the neighborhood cat etc. The SPCA in this town must be the shit. Awesome.


Finally we have the coat of arms of Betygala:


Some chick must be the mayor of Betygala or the whole town is ghey. Why else would you have the female reproductive system on your flag? And the drawing is shit - the ovaries look like goddamn nuts. Jesus Christ...