Honorable mention studmeisters

As I told you here, I have been recently named Chief Studmeister of the Known Universe. I am, without a doubt, deserving of the title. However, there are a number of lesser studmeisters that do not receive the recognition they deserve. I feel it is my civic duty to make sure they get the attention that they are due given their services rendered to the females of the world.

First up is Wil Wheaton/Wesley Crusher. Wil Wheaton is most known for playing Wesley Crusher on Star Trek the Next Generation. It may seem strange to talk about both the actor and the character but it in this case it makes complete sense. According to his friends, Wil Wheaton used to be a shy, reserved kind of guy. However, after his run on Star Trek as ensign Wesley Crusher he was a changed man. The true character of Wesley Crusher was known only to the diehard Star Trek fans who got hold of the special edition "adult" version of Star Trek that Gene Rod'n Two Berries put out (read more here). In the adult version, Welsey spent more time banging the crew (and the intergalactic hotties) than he did working on the bridge. He became a legend when in one episode he took two Klingon chicks into a broom closet on Ten Forward and banged them rotten. He nailed them so hard the Enterprise had a warp core breach.

Wil Wheaton was obviously tremendously influenced by the character he played. When there is a Star Trek convention, most of the other actors are busy giving speeches, signing autographs, selling books etc. Wil, however, spends the whole time in a private suite clothed in nothing but purple nipple tassels and a tribble. He spends the whole time "entertaining" all of the super hot trekkie chicks that always show up at Star Trek conventions.
Wil's sexual escapades have become so well known in the Star Trek community that he now has a new nickname: Wil "The Drill" Wheaton.


Next up we have Curious George.


This cute little monkey is known by children everywhere for his curiosity (duh), charm and propensity for getting into all sorts of hijinks. When the sun goes down though and the jungle gets dark, this cute little monkey transforms from Curious George to Cunningulus George. Needless to say, George is very, very, very popular with the ladies of the jungle. According to legend, George owes his fantastic oral skills to the maluwaga fruit. The maluwaga fruit is covered in spines and most monkeys won't bother with it as it takes a considerable amount of effort to get to the fruit without poking your tongue on one of the spines. Curious George, however, loves maluwaga fruit and the skills he learned getting the fruit and avoiding the spines seemed to have done him well when it come to oral sex. The lion may be king of the jungle, but the ladies would choose George any day of the week.



The third honorable mention studmeister is Ken Masters. You may not know the name, but you probably know him to see him:

Yes, Ken Masters is a character from Street Fighter. Why is he a studmeister you ask? Well, he was locked up in an arcade game with a whole bunch of other guys and there was only one chick in the bunch, Chun Li.


Chun Li was really fucking hot and she could have had any guy in the arcade she wanted. She turned down Mario, Pac Man, and a slew of others and only said yes to Ken. While Mario was jumping down pipes and Pac Man was running away from ghosts, Ken Masters was busy nailing Chun Li. The only time they weren't fucking like rabbits is when someone dropped in a quarter into a Street Fighter game and chose Ken or Chun Li. When it was Ken vs. Chun Li, and you watched close enough, you might have caught Chun Li giving Ken a little tug once in a while. Sweet.