We have already had a look at U.S. state flags here and here. Well, let's get started.
First up is the flag of Portland, Oregon. A city well known for it's temperate climate, microbreweries and abundant strip clubs. I like it already. Unfortunately, you don't see any of these things on the flag. What you do see is retarded city planning. You have an overhead shot of an intersection of four streets but none of the streets are actually lined up properly. Portland has created the worst fucking intersection in the world and decided to put it on their flag. Now if there were microbreweries and strip clubs at the intersection it wouldn't be a problem and no one would give a damn about the crap street design. But all we have is one shitty intersection. Shitty.
Here we have the flag of San Francisco. I was actually expecting something quite different from San Fran - like a pink flag with a pic of two guys with lobsters stuck up their asses and the two guys sucking each other (of course the lobsters rammed in their sphincters would be gay as well). What we actually have here, is something that is not only surprising, but impressive. I thought the people of San Fran were a bunch of touch-feely pussy vegetarians. But the flag show something completely different. A bunch of the locals have headed up to the hills, captured a giant bird, brought it back to to the city and are barbecuing it. That's fucking awesome. By the looks of it they haven't even bothered to pluck the feathers are are going to eat it whole. That some harcore shit. Props to San Fransisco.
This is the flag of Corpus Christi, Texas which is known as a manly place, where popular pastimes include drinkin', fightin', fishin' and huntin'. And making fucking ghey retarded flags. Look at it - stars, a cute little bird and the only two colors are white and baby blue. This is the kind of flag I would expect from some pansy city like Seattle or Boston. A message from me to Corpus Christi: please grow a set of balls and design a real flag you douchebags.
Here we have the flag for the city of Denver, Colorado. It is fucking AWESOME. You have some ski chick who is outside in the cold and laying down, has covered herself in fresh powder and now her nipples are as hard as fucking rocks. That fucking rocks. You may ask what is the point of the sun in the middle of the flag. Who fucking cares? There are two rock-hard nipples on the flag and you are looking at the sun? Gimme a fucking break...
