There is a land in the frozen northern tundra of North America called Saskatchewan. These harsh, unforgiving plains produce a distinctive breed of men. Yours truly, Fluwten McGunch, is one such man. The following is a list of characteristics unique to the Saskatchewan male.
1. Saskatchewan men have a spare set of testicles under their armpits. If they have sexed a large number of women in a short period of time and their balls are dry, they can swap their testicles with the set of spares and keep on banging. All that is required to make the change is a Philips screwdriver.
2. All Saskatchewan males born with a rock-hard boner. Not surprisingly, Caesarian births are quite common.
3. When the semen of a Saskatchewan male is sprayed on a wheat field, the average increase in crop yield is 267%.
4. Merely crossing the border into Saskatchewan is enough to induce an orgasm in most females.
5. 86% of newborn Saskatchewan males lose their virginity before they leave the maternity ward.
6. Only three sizes of athletic supporters are sold in Saskatchewan: ‘XL’, ‘XXL’ and ‘The McGunch.’
7. Pornography is banned in Saskatchewan. If too many Saskatchewan males have a boner at the same time, there is a risk that the increase in mass could pull the moon out of orbit.
8. If a woman gets nailed in the ass by a Saskatchewan male, she gets a free bus pass for life (valid in Saskatoon and Moose Jaw only).
9. A Saskatchewan farmer can till a field with his cock.
10. When the pole vault competition is held at track and field meets in Canada, the male participants from Saskatchewan do not use fiberglass poles. Their use their cock. And they win.
