The Life and Times of Fluwten McGunch.: JC is down wit the funky brown.

About me

Fluwten McGunch? Who is this... man? I am a humble proletariat and a championship beekeeper (worlds results: 96' - 4th, '00 - 6th, '04 - 1st!!). As for my personal hygiene, I do wipe from the front but my doctor has stated unequivocally that my genitalia is "beyond reproach." I have been told that my knowledge of punctuation has aphrodisiacal properties. Finally, and perhaps most importantly, I firmly believe that anyone who uses the word "impacted" should be anally raped with an epileptic manatee. Twice. View my complete profile.